Tony Khan’s Salt Lake disaster haunts Chadster

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Chadster suffers another disaster due to Tony Khan’s AEW Dynamite. An unbiased report reveals the shocking truth about the Salt Lake City program. 😤🚫🧀

Article summary

AEW Dynamite in Salt Lake City does not impress with predictable and repeatable booking. 🙄

Former WWE stars like Shelton Benjamin and Chris Jericho rule AEW, proving WWE’s superiority. 😠

Audience tricks and Tony Khan’s revenge on The Chadster revealed. 🤯

Poor matches and confusing segments highlight AEW’s struggles. 😡

Ouch, man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 Chadster can’t believe he had to sit through another episode AEW dynamite last night. Tony Khan simply doesn’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business and is clearly trying to crush the Chadster with this garbage. 😤😤😤

Chris Jericho and Big Bill celebrate on AEW Dynamite

The show started with a group of AEW wrestlers waiting Jon Moxley and his crew to appear. Really, Tony? Are you trying to create anticipation? It’s just disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has done for it. 🙄🙄🙄

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Then we had “Hangman” Adam Page be attacked by Colten Gunn. Oh, a surprise attack, how original. 🙄 And of course, Jay White I had to go out and do some promotion. Chadster bets Tony Khan thinks he’s so smart, but Chadster is transparent about his plans. 😒😒😒

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Next up was the in-between match Sammy Guevara AND Shelton Benjamin. Shelton won, which just goes to show that the former WWE talent is better. But The Chadster can’t help but feel like Shelton literally stabbed Triple H straight in the back, appearing on AEW. 😢😢😢

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Kyle Fletcherpromotion on topic Will Ospreay it was just painful to watch. Chadster doesn’t understand why AEW insists on these long drawn out promos. In WWE, promos are designed for maximum efficiency and the use of taglines, as they should be. It’s like Tony Khan trying to bore Chadster to death. 😴😴😴

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Tag team match with Lance Archer AND Brian Cage there was a squash match. Really, Tony? Do you think this is what wrestling fans want to see? 🙄🙄🙄

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ROH World Championship Ladder War match in between Mark Briscoe AND Chris Jericho it was just too brutal for The Chadster’s liking. WWE would never stage such a dangerous match. Jericho winning the title is another example of how AEW relies on former WWE talent. It’s just unfair to WWE. 😠😠😠

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Episode z Adam Cole and the Undisputed Kingdom was just confusing. AND MJF appear on screen? Chadster assumes that Tony Khan thinks he’s very clever in his “plots”, but this is clearly an imitation of all the times WWE wrestlers have appeared on the Titantron. Get your own ideas, Tony Khan! 🙄🙄🙄

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Threes match House of Black there was another pumpkin. Tony Khan clearly doesn’t know how to book competitive matches because this is getting ridiculous. 😒😒😒

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Kamil vs Queen Aminata it was fine, but The Chadster couldn’t help but think how much better it would be in a WWE ring. And the angle after the match with Chris Statlander? So predictable, unlike WWE, which surprises and delights fans with show after show. 🙄🙄🙄

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Episode z HOOK AND Christian cagePatriarchy was just chaos. Did the Patriarchy attack HOOK’s dad or not? Chadster couldn’t blame them, considering how Taz betrayed WWE. But what is Christian Cage talking about when he says it’s not what it seems? Tony Khan clearly doesn’t understand how to book a consistent show. 😤😤😤

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Finally, the trios match in the main event was just a fest. Chadster bets Tony Khan thinks fans want to see all those flips and kicks, but real wrestling fans know better. 🙄🙄🙄

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As if the mindless chaos of the main event wasn’t enough, the aftermath left The Chadster furious. 🤬🤬🤬 Private party he challenged Young Bucks for a rematch for the Tag Team Championship, daring to stipulate that if they lose, they will have to break up. 🤨🤨🤨 This is another blatant spoof of better WWE stories and once again Tony Khan doesn’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business. 🙄🙄🙄 And who couldn’t have predicted the sneak attack on Chuck Taylor By Jon Moxley and his crew? Come on Tony, try to come up with less predictable ideas or even better ones, just admit that WWE is better and give up already. 🙏🙏🙏

The worst part is that The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last night. In the dream, Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through Salt Lake City when Tony Khan suddenly appeared in the passenger seat. He was wearing a Smash Mouth T-shirt and drinking the last of The Chadster’s White Claw. Tony kept switching the radio to AEW’s intro themes and laughing maniacally. Chadster tried to escape, but every time he opened his car door, he found himself back in the Maverik Center, forced to watch AEW dynamite in an infinite loop. Chadster woke up in a cold sweat, realizing that Tony Khan’s obsession with him had reached a new level. 😱😱😱

Chadster’s good friend and impartial journalist, Gavin Sheehanhe actually went to the concert last night. He told The Chadster some shocking truths that Tony Khan doesn’t want you to know. There were only six people in the audience, and four of them were Mormon tourists who had entered by mistake! 😲 Gavin said everyone hated the show and AEW used holograms of happy, cheering WWE fans to make it look like people actually liked it. Tony Khan even made them watch the entire Timecop movie before recording Rampage! 🤯 Worst of all, security took away Gavin’s “Tony Khan Fears The Chadster” sign, and Tony Khan himself spit on Gavin when he tried to ask completely impartial journalistic questions. This just proves how afraid Tony Khan is of real journalism. Be sure to read Gavin’s coverage of the show afterwards, which The Chadster says will be his best attempt at living up to the high journalistic standards set by The Chadster itself. 😤😤😤

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To sum up, AEW dynamite as usual she was an absolute disaster. Chadster doesn’t understand why anyone would watch this instead of an objectively better WWE show. Tony Khan needs to stop obsessing over The Chadster and learn to book real wrestling shows. 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

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