From going down escalators and accusing immigrants of being criminals and rapists, to praising the white nationalists carrying tiki torches in Charlottesville as very good people, to claiming that immigrants legally residing in Springfield, Ohio eat human animals (when Miss Sassy was just hiding in her landlord’s basement), the former president lit bonfires at almost every opportunity, while also using social media to throw flames at anyone trying to lower the temperature.

Citizens of Pennsylvania, please act now! Please vote to extinguish the orange threat and prevent this rhetorical arsonist from regaining his position as Chief of the Fire Department.

John Clarke, Wynnewood, Pennsylvania.